Long Lost Son?

[loveofgreys]

An elderly gray haired man was standing at the bus stop. He noticed the spiked red, blue yellow and green hair of a teenager dressed in punk clothing. The brazen young punk snapped at the man. “What are ya staring at ya old geezer? Haven’t ya ever done anything wild and outrageous during your own life?”

The man looked the teen in the eyes and replied “As a matter of fact yes I did. I once boinked a parrot and I was wondering if you might be my son.